Being single

One day I was sitting on one of the restaurant with my friend when suddenly he received an call from his girlfriend.I was very shock and amused  by the way he talked to her."Meri babu ne khana khaya " awwww......... so nice ".After his conversation he got annoyed because of  his gf replies and said many negative aspect about her .I just asked one question to him "If u have so much problem then why cant u leave her ?".There was a mixed feeling of emotion on his face and later on i found that there are many who's  

life are screwed because of gf but can't leave them because they "allegedly" have love kind of something 

Friends i have just one opinion what u think it is love is just mere "attraction"   which will fade as soon as u go into in a serious relationship 

Here are some of the advantage of being single which a committed person can't enjoy 

 1. Save Time :-  The biggest truth, you can have the whole of ur time for urselves, no more time spent on shopping or listening to coochie talk….:)..or picking her up, and did we forget the shopping sport : statutory warning– shopping is not a sport and it is injurious to ur wallet.

2. Can sleep well:-  yeah practially speaking i’ve seen friends of mine getting up at 2 am to pick these calls…plus when u wrk more in the night and then ur girl calls u up in the morning to give u those sweet wakeup calls ….when all u want is to be bloody left alone to doze off for another hour or so.
3. Don’t have to worry about missed calls :- 10 missed calls == hallelujah……the devil save ur arse….coz some 1 is very very angry.
4. Don’t have to worry about how you look :- pajamas to the mall–who cares, not shaven for a week= not to worry, need a haircut– dont be silly.
5. Can eat in any restaurant :- better order pizza at ur place and do the  “dale raho==not getting up the entire day”..or have milk and biscuits or dont even bother about doing anything at all…..
6. No boring SMS in the middle of the night :- couples are like chocolates made in factory , everything seems alike but each one ends up differently……..kya…??? i bet u didnt get it ……right???? not to worry neither did i…. :D
7. Can talk to all girls :- i’ll give u the killer alterantive, u can stare at all gals….& i mean it..those bombshell gals u just saw at the movies, the girl in the elevator, the one next to ur cubicle, the lass in ur class, ur neighbourhood chick……everything goes ……
8. You wont hear “Awww, you are dull today:- am i now…?? wat crap…this makes me feel like i’m chicken….like i’m the side dish to a certain main course of a 3 course meal….dont u…???
9. Can go anywhere with anyone :- remember those boy’s night outs..okay i need’nt be gender specific…remember those gals night out ….okay okay remember the friends party….or the roadtrip with colleages.
10. Don’t have to listen to same old crap jokes :- i cud’nt find any dumb jokes to fit in here, so if u have anything  good enough, do let me know.

Bonus:You will live a longer life….so enjoy folks……